Wednesday, April 2, 2008


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HEY NOW ! ! ! . . ! !

Did you know that if you tap/slap "shave and a haircut... two bits," and repeatedly... get the rhythm going good.....

and then remove the "and" and "hair," you get a New Orleans street beat.

Shave, hair, cut. two bits. boppity boppity bop, bop bop.

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Sunday, March 30, 2008

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high school mystics in a basement with a bong

humans thinking they are inside themselves is understandable, containment is everywhere, cell components inside cell components inside cells forming boundaries containing other cells that do other things containing other things, and so on – so a human would ask, "why wouldn’t I be inside me?"

life is life, for one reason because it is moving – how can life be still? If life was a statue it’d be dead, it wouldn’t be life

poem stuff: the baggage of having archetypes in your household. The warrior’s grandmother moves in with him, cooks foul smelling cabbage stuff, your king and his relatives who are always hogging the bathroom, the creative’s drunk friends, etc –

actor’s coaching in reverse: ‘busting’ affectations

No, I didn’t say I was officially here… I said I was officially here-ha-ha.

Big difference.
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Sunday, March 16, 2008



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Thursday, January 10, 2008

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Useless or just terrible business ideas for 2008:

Yak egg nog
adult toy rental
learnanylanguageatgunpoint.com
campground bellhop
Unclaimed Dentures
telephone acupuncture
Satan's Pancake House
email scribe
guided skyscraper stairwell tours
Sardine Gelato
the Feetza
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he who he whos, who's he, whoing?
whoing who, who'll, who'd, whos!
who’s he?
he is whod!

then, who'll who?
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he who, whod, whos...? He?
He who is who's who'd, who’d… who whos?

better to ask who's who yet unknown.
who's who, who'd who unknown?
is he that? HIM?
then, who is he?

WHO’S HE WHOOING
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Saturday, January 5, 2008